She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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