he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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