That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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