I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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