i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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