i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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