he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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