He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Randomize
