So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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