i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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