guys are not supposed to queef...right?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My breasts were aching with rage.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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