I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I love you. Go after that dick
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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