So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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