I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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I think your dad took our porno
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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