am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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