so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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