Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
