i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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