It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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