She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
