if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just had sex on a roof
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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