So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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