yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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