Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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