youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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