is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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