Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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vagina is talking i cant
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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