Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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