They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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