She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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