hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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