actually, I'm a sock model
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
