felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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