a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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