Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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