no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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