Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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