Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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