I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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