Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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