Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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