btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
This couple is walking their pig around campus