How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
