Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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