I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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