you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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