honey bunches of taint.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I lost the right to judge tonight
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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