Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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