i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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