Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
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and my herpes radar will keep us safe
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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