I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Fuck appropriateness.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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