: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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