I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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