Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
two words: eviction party
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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