wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
